Wednesday, March 4, 2009

All the Single Ladies, Put Your Hands Up...

Throwing the bouquet has gotten a pretty bad reputation. However, except for maybe two or four married folks in our group of friends, all you ladies are technically single. So, let's say I wanted to give you the opportunity to figure out who among you will be married next, as the tradition goes, by throwing the bouquet at the bunch of you. (And let's just skip that gross part where some random guy at the wedding puts the garter on you. It'll just be a bunch of flowers with no strings attached afterwards.) What do you think?

4 comments:

  1. I have no objection to it, but I like the idea of the longest married couple getting it. How does this work though? Do they dance and then you give them the bouquet? Bouquet first? What if it's a couple you don't really know (Jon's uncle's friend's daughter?) What if they hate each other or don't like dancing in front of everyone?

    It's all in good fun though...but if you throw the bouquet, you should do the garter, because again, all in good fun, and I'm sure everyone will have a laugh.

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  2. Jon's uncle's friend's daughter would have to be married for over 50 years since that's the longest married couple that I'm aware of that will be at our wedding.

    So what you're saying is that you won't mind one of our random cousins who you've never met before putting the garter on your leg? The idea of that doesn't make you want to plan to be in the bathroom during the bouquet toss?

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  3. Nope. It'll be hilarious.

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