Whoppie Pie

I'm re-cold-reading a book, and the character mentions whoppie pies. I AM CRAVING ONE SO BADLY.

Today, I'm wearing the only pants that fit me--all the others I own are too big. My butt used to be so much bigger so the waist and length were fine, but now, they're unwearable. I've been wanting to eat donuts and pastries, but I don't want to be that fat again until I get knocked up. How does one avoid 1,000 calorie snacks of goodness and not become depressed?