Oh, my, God. My coworker, John, just put a rubber cockroach that looked so freakin real on my desk. I didn't notice it for awhile. Like, he hung out in my office for a bit and then just left it. (My desk is dark brown, like a cockroach.) When I was about to put my papers down on it, I noticed it. It was the most terrifying moment of my life in awhile. Nevermind the tremor or hurricane or other natural disasters we've endured this year. This roach on my desk was the scariest.