I'm working on a book--actually two--where the characters have tea parties. They hang with their friends eating tea sandwiches and cookies and drinking lemonade or iced-tea...not this political tea-party crap.
I was so psyched about someday hosting my very own tea party (inspired by those books) until Jon pointed out that it might be misconstrued as a political statement.
Fuck that. I want crustless bread with cucumbers and scones and raspberry preserves!