Today I received $50 from a website called Moda Operandi.
I thought it was a pretty sweet deal.
While I knew that Hermes bags were outstandingly priced,
I was not expecting this: $65,500 for a bag.
What the what?!
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't make that much money in a year . . .
legally and with my soul and first-born child and kidneys still in tact anyway.
And while the sold bags are a little more modest—
the Blue Jean Leather Trim one is a steal!—
they are still CRAZY expensive.
Who has this kind of money to buy a purse ON THE INTERNET?!
Why wouldn't you go to the boutique to get the free champagne and strawberries
and massages and puppies???
My head is spinning.
I need to lie down.