There was a man on the subway who had on
one dress shoe and one flip-flop with a black sock.
This reminded me of when our friend came over for dinner
after working a thirty-hour shift in the NICU or PICU
or ER or maternity ward or something crazy,
and she wore a different style black flat on each foot.
She didn't realize it until she was on the subway.
And when Jon went to work with sneakers
instead of his dress shoes
when he worked at an i-bank,
where people dress up for work.
11:41 AM Jonathan: I know
I was so out of it
I walked out of the apartment
I was getting down the street
like by starwich
and it was like
I was thinking about
how maybe I should buy another pair of sneakers
because I really like my sneakers
and they might become extinct
11:42 AM and then I was like
why am I thinking about this
it was because I was wearing sneakers
so I went back home
to put on my other shoes
And also at my pre-college psych course
at St. Peter's College
where the hippie teacher wore two different Birkenstocks.
That might've been intentional though.
I've yet to accidentally wear the wrong shoes
due to sleep deprivation.
Have you accidentally stepped out wearing the wrong shoes?